12 Goofy Ways to Stay Safe and Healthy in Today's Hazardous

2007-07-10

- Stop breathing ozone immediately. You know you can if you try.

- Do not strike matches near an open nuclear power plant.

- Do not rub

25 Reasons You Might Need to Wear a Welding Helmet

Kaitlin Carruth — 2007-07-10

A welding helmet is a safety device worn for protection while one is

3 Surefire Ways to Combat Rising Gas Prices

Timothy Ward — 2007-07-10

3 Surefire Ways to Combat Rising Gas Prices
by Tim Ward

I have heard the rumblings of many of you in
Readerland about the recent spike in

Four Marketing Musts

Matt McGovern — 2007-07-10

One of your most important jobs as a solo professional or small business owner is to generate interest in and demand for your products or services. Bu

Pay-Per-Click Fraud Exposed--Part II

Dean Phillips — 2007-07-10

According to Andy Jones, a member of the Best Practices
Search Engine Forums, fraudulent clicks are just another
aspect of the business. "Any

50 Ways to Say No To Sex and 50 Ways to Get Around Them

The Epic — 2007-07-10

There's a lot of stupid assed speakers and such in my school that come and talk to us about sex and saying no.Bullshit I say,they hand out papers

Invest In More Than Business Opportunities

Jeff Mulligan — 2007-07-10

One of the most important attitudes you can have is the willingness to invest in yourself and your knowledge.

This is quite different from inve

A dog's guide to... Getting Your Dog to Stop Barking

Rubin — 2007-07-10

I like to bark. I mean, I like to bark A LOT. So, whattya gonna do about it? Well, if you��re Amber and Terry, you��re going to do NOTHING about it. Ain

Fly The Friendly Skies

Mike Stanton-Rich — 2007-07-10

I have decided that every day you travel is an opportunity for humor. My recent travel experiences might be just what an aging comic needs to revive h

A Few Tips On Comic Book Bags

AAA-Collectables — 2007-07-10

Comic Book Backing Boards come in different thicknesses and acid-free properties. The basic purpose for using a backing board is to giv

A Georgia Superhero!

Ed Williams — 2007-07-18

One thing I��ve loved since I was a little boy were superheroes. Believe me, I read so many Superman and Batman comic books when I was a kid that it��s

A Key In Hand Is Worth A Thousand On My Desk

Rev. James L. Snyder — 2007-07-18

A key fault I have, and I can only talk about one fault at a time, is the tendency to get busy. I often find myself chasing my own tail. What I will d

A Lawyers Favorite Lawyer Jokes

Richard A. Chapo — 2007-07-18

Lawyer Jokes

Q: How does a pregnant woman know she is carrying a future lawyer?

A: She has an extreme craving for baloney.

Q: Wha

The Six-Year-Old Truck Driver

Janette Blackwell — 2007-07-18

When he was six my little brother Davie graduated from driving toy trucks to driving the real thing. He persuaded Daddy to let him drive the truck --

A little history on the Comic Strip.

Silent One — 2007-07-18

A little history on the Comic Strip.

Elements of the comic strip form can be found in antiquity, where Vergil in the Aeneid describes a tapest

A Moment of Magic!

Seamus Dolly — 2007-07-18

Laughter may or may not be a shock, relieved, but its�� therapeutic effects are recognised in most cultures. It allows a positive distractive moment or

A moron's account of 4th grade.

greggb — 2007-07-18

Ah looking back on 4rth grade, it was not my favorite grade, 3erd grade was my favorite grad butt when I think about all the grades I had in school 4

Wimpy Google And Michael Jackson: Birds Of A Feather

Dean Phillips — 2007-07-18

Google Inc. is suing a Houston-based company for allegedly clicking on sponsored links to fraudulently boost advertising revenues.

Google fil

A PINT OF YOUR BEST "BUGBEAR" PLEASE

Victoria Elizabeth — 2007-07-18

Copyright Victoria Elizabeth 2004. All rights reserved.

A PINT OF YOUR BEST "BUGBEAR" PLEASE

-- Toorah For Those Tittilating Tag-Names

A POSTCARD FROM PARADISE LOST

Theolonius McTavish — 2007-07-18

The Bare truth About My Butt Quiz

Timothy Ward — 2007-07-23

Forget about the SAT, never mind the FCAT, and remove forever from you mind any thoughts about the ACT. All these test pale in comparision to the exa

A roommate story too strange to make up

dan the roommate man — 2007-07-23

So it's my fifth (and final) year of undrgrad and I am planning on getting my own place; but right before that happens I get an opportunity to rent a

A SHORTAGE OF PUCKS N' PRANKS...

Samantha Tooting-Beck — 2007-07-23

Copyright The Quipping Queen 2005.

A SHORTAGE OF PUCKS N' PRANKS...
Or, where have all the April Fools�� Day greeting cards gone?

I

A tale of the hunt

Gregory J. Ballan — 2007-07-23

My good friend Brian and I love hunting. We��ve been chasing the elusive Whitetail deer all across the fields and woodlands of our home state of Massa

A true roommate story-psyco surfer

dan the roommate man — 2007-07-23

My worst roommate (and I've had some bad ones) was on my semester at Tel-Aviv University. It started on the group flight there, with this obnoxious su

Getting down to basics with a web site.

Tristan Jud — 2007-07-23

What is a web site?
A web site is a associated collection of web pages on the world wide web, consisting of files that are organised into a

A WORD ABOUT "INTELLIGENT" SHOES & DUMB SOULS

O.P. Hadweenzic — 2007-07-23

Copyright The Quipping Queen 2005.

A WORD ABOUT "INTELLIGENT" SHOES & DUMB SOULS

-- Or, Boosting Your Boots' IQ ...But Still Ru

A WORD OR TWO ABOUT MUGWUMPS

Victoria Elizabeth — 2007-07-23
Copyright Victoria Elizabeth 2004.

A WORD OR TWO ABOUT MUGWUMPS
-- Where oh where have the mugwumps gone? --

If you think we're liv

Abe Lincoln, Bob Dylan and John Bolton

Roger Wright — 2007-07-23
Connecting Abe Lincoln and John Bolton Thru Bob Dylan

He gives power to the faint and strengthens the powerless. Isaiah 40:29

Abraham Li

ALL I WANT FROM SANTY IS MY SANITY

Rev. James L. Snyder — 2007-07-23
ALL I WANT FROM ��SANTY' IS MY SANITY
Rev. James L. Snyder

Christmas is the one time of the year when it is okay to be traditional. That may

All That Flapping About Has To Stop

Pem Charnley — 2007-07-27
What a pleasant man that Rick Stein is. Only the other night, as I tucked into Mrs Holmes�� latest offering and flicked through the channels before se

��And How Do We Feel This Morning?'

Rev. James L. Snyder — 2007-07-27
Without question, going to the hospital is teamwork from the time you arrive until you are wheeled out the front door. Everyone is working together fo

3 Smart Ways To Generate Profitable Business Ideas Anytime

I-key Benney — 2007-07-27
Creativity is one of the greatest tools for success in business.

All businesses are created first by ideas.

Then once you're in busi

April Fool's Day

Birmingham UK Com — 2007-07-27
April Fool��s Day originates from Germany. It is believed to be the brain child of Gabriel Hoffman who lived in Damstadt during the 1860��s. The day is

Is a Home Business Right for You?

Stone Evans, The Home Biz Guy — 2007-07-27
Every morning as people wake up and make the commute to work, many dream of the day when they will finally work for themselves. Every time the boss l

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